
Since we have been on the topic of vampires, I will share you a story of MY vampiric experience.
I am talking about a place where people wholeheartedly, willingly, cheerfully and indubitably provide their
I was a donator once. No, I had donated 3 times! So do not judge me for I am not just a blood-vampire-hater-playa-foo-poo but a victim of ARCBS blood sucking ways.
I was everything but cynical and was genuinely excited yet nervous for I am human to feel nervous. I was going to lose a can-full of blood after all. My conscience reassured me that I would be saving at most 3 people or 5 babies so it's all going to be O.K!
When I first came in, I had to wait a while, get interviewed blah blah ...ANYWAYS ... They took my blood and all was well! They thanked me heaps, then they fed me well with shake and cookies and even a free ice-cream voucher!
All was great!
I was excited to donate again! I felt so good-willed, being a student nurse I was aspired to even work there one day!
The second time was not the same.
In fact it was bitter.
It was cold.
I had disappointed them.
This time I had low blood pressure. My blood wasn't flowing out of me adequately enough. They scolded me to drink more (while baring their 2 sharp front fangs of course). In the end I didn't give enough and they told me with this amount, it probably won't but MIGHT save one person! I felt horrible. They didn't thank me. They didn't offer shakes nor cookies so I took my leave (but I graciously had some shake+cookies because I can!) while they greased me off when I was not looking.
So I thought I would redeem myself third time round. I had thought wrong. They hurried me onto the chair and hastily prepared the venipuncture to suck me dry. I had low blood pressure again or I was not squeezing the stress ball hard enough for they sunk their needle teeth into my arm and missed my vein. Oh the P A I N! And then came the BRUISING.
This abomination lasted 2 weeks plus! It disabled me with my activities of daily living! Bella Swan sure has neat marks in her arm! Not I.
I wanted to cry.
I wanted to run.
But I didn't.
I tried to stay brave. These blood nurses did not give up though. They didn't care for me and my mind-boggling pain! They were thirsty and just wanted my blood!
So they tried my other arm. Again no luck for I was still low in blood pressure. No apologies were given to me.
I was a blunder.
A let down for their blood bank.
They made me feel like I was an absolute disgrace to society and that my soul just could not help others as my blood would not pour like a river of red blood cells, white blood cells etc.
Nevertheless, they were insistent with a desperate urgency that I return again for the next donation of blood for them to drink.
I never came back.
My excuse was my blood pressure is just too low.
But I am afraid of their teeth-needle and their over enthusiasm for my blood.
I shall help others by being a better, caring, non-vampiric nurse myself.
Maybe one day I would find my inner were-wolf courage and face the ARCBS blood suckers again with a full can of my appetising and luscious blood to those in TRUE need.
The Chicken gives the ARCBS:
1 out of 10 drops of blood. (Because I STILL have low blood pressure). Read more...




