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The Vampires in the REAL world


Since we have been on the topic of vampires, I will share you a story of MY vampiric experience.
I am talking about a place where people wholeheartedly, willingly, cheerfully and indubitably provide their souls blood to vampires the Australian Red Cross Blood Service. Okay, okay so it isn't vampire Edward Cullen or Vlad per se. However, the ARCBS secretly ARE people who are hungry for blood and determined to get some out of you.

I was a donator once. No, I had donated 3 times! So do not judge me for I am not just a blood-vampire-hater-playa-foo-poo but a victim of ARCBS blood sucking ways.

I was everything but cynical and was genuinely excited yet nervous for I am human to feel nervous. I was going to lose a can-full of blood after all. My conscience reassured me that I would be saving at most 3 people or 5 babies so it's all going to be O.K!
When I first came in, I had to wait a while, get interviewed blah blah ...ANYWAYS ... They took my blood and all was well! They thanked me heaps, then they fed me well with shake and cookies and even a free ice-cream voucher!
All was great!
I was excited to donate again! I felt so good-willed, being a student nurse I was aspired to even work there one day!

The second time was not the same.
In fact it was bitter.
It was cold.
I had disappointed them.
This time I had low blood pressure. My blood wasn't flowing out of me adequately enough. They scolded me to drink more (while baring their 2 sharp front fangs of course). In the end I didn't give enough and they told me with this amount, it probably won't but MIGHT save one person! I felt horrible. They didn't thank me. They didn't offer shakes nor cookies so I took my leave (but I graciously had some shake+cookies because I can!) while they greased me off when I was not looking.

So I thought I would redeem myself third time round. I had thought wrong. They hurried me onto the chair and hastily prepared the venipuncture to suck me dry. I had low blood pressure again or I was not squeezing the stress ball hard enough for they sunk their needle teeth into my arm and missed my vein. Oh the P A I N! And then came the BRUISING.
This abomination lasted 2 weeks plus! It disabled me with my activities of daily living! Bella Swan sure has neat marks in her arm! Not I.

I wanted to cry.
I wanted to run.
But I didn't.

I tried to stay brave. These blood nurses did not give up though. They didn't care for me and my mind-boggling pain! They were thirsty and just wanted my blood!
So they tried my other arm. Again no luck for I was still low in blood pressure. No apologies were given to me.

I was a blunder.
A let down for their blood bank.
They made me feel like I was an absolute disgrace to society and that my soul just could not help others as my blood would not pour like a river of red blood cells, white blood cells etc.
Nevertheless, they were insistent with a desperate urgency that I return again for the next donation of blood for them to drink.

I never came back.

My excuse was my blood pressure is just too low.
But I am afraid of their teeth-needle and their over enthusiasm for my blood.
I shall help others by being a better, caring, non-vampiric nurse myself.

Maybe one day I would find my inner were-wolf courage and face the ARCBS blood suckers again with a full can of my appetising and luscious blood to those in TRUE need.

The Chicken gives the ARCBS:
1 out of 10 drops of blood. (Because I STILL have low blood pressure).
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The Little Prince


Here's a MUST READ classic, written by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry published 66 years ago today. Although it is categorised as a children's book and is most likely be shelved in the children's section where most of us adults avoid as we fear children somehow.... because they are adorable thingies with RAVISHING DEVILS within.......... ahem... This book is REALLY written for adults.

So the story is about an aviator and his meeting with the little prince. The little prince requests the aviator, Antoine de Saint-Exupéry himself to draw him a sheep. So as readers, we indulge ourselves to simplistic but pretty illustrations (not just in this part of the story but throughout the book! w o w right?!). So its a PLUS for those who like physical imagery on a page when reading. Ahh, but it sounds childish so far, picture story books... This novel; this classic, holds many wise words, philosophical viewpoints and commentary about the world we live in and the world around us. (ooOOooOOoo)

This book, seemingly innocent written for children only, has forced me, a young adult, to reflect. AND I DISLIKE reflecting!! Because it means I would have to face my inner demon child... But from reading this book, maybe this inner child is more wise than I give her credit...

It may be a life changing experience for you! Or an entertaining piece of literature anyways (because of the pretty pictures and did I mention it's not very long!? No I have not! It's very short!).

I LOVE it. So the Chicken will give it a:


And now I end my review with an excerpt because there isn't really any other way to persuade you but show you the real deal!. Go on read it,I DARE YOU! (NOTE: this is an excerpt of the first few pages so the aviator a.k.a. the narrator, has not yet met the little prince. You would have to read the book to see!)

Once when I was six years old I saw a magnificent picture in a book, called True Stories from Nature, about the primeval forest. It was a picture of a boa constrictor in the act of swallowing an animal. Here is a copy of the drawing.



In the book it said: "Boa constrictors swallow their prey whole, without chewing it. After that they are not able to move, and they sleep through the six months that they need for digestion." I pondered deeply, then, over the adventures of the jungle. And after some work with a colored pencil I succeeded in making my first drawing. My Drawing Number One. It looked like this:



I showed my masterpiece to the grown-ups, and asked them whether the drawing frightened them. But they answered: "Frighten? Why should any one be frightened by a hat?" My drawing was not a picture of a hat. It was a picture of a boa constrictor digesting an elephant. But since the grown-ups were not able to understand it, I made another drawing: I drew the inside of the boa constrictor, so that the grown-ups could see it clearly. They always need to have things explained. My Drawing Number Two looked like this:



Hostel Villa Saint Exupéry. (2008). The Little Prince. Retrieved March 6, 2009 from http://www.vsaint.com/


If you would like to read the rest, try finding it in your local champion library, OR click here for the full book online!
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P.S, I love you BOOK vs. MOVIE


Cecilia's first ever novel P.S, I Love You (first published in 2004), became an international bestseller AND THEN was adapted into a film (released in 2007)! So it must be good right? Right?? I will discuss this, review both the novel and the movie and compare the two.

But firstly I'll give you a little run down of what P.S, I Love You is even about. We follow the story of Holly Kennedy and her perfect husband Gerry. Despite Holly's dislikes of every workplace she has been to and the quarrels with her husband, Holly's life is perfect because of her perfect Gerry. If the beginning starts out this happy, then you must expect impending horribles.
Yes, Gerry DIES.
So now Holly barley copes with her life and everything is a mess until she receives mysterious letters from her perfect and dead Gerry. This is a story about Holly's coping and about crazy families and friends.

This is for those who like to read/watch romance, love and the struggles of ordinary people going through life. If you like action or the supernatural, sorry there's none in here.

A nice heartfelt storyline so far. But how was this story depicted in the novel and the movie? Quite often people would say to movies that have been adapted from a novel would say "OMG this movie SUCKS!!!, the novel was SO MUCH BETTER". What people say is so VERY true in this case for P.S, I Love You.
"But whyyyyyyyyyyy???" You may whine... "I can't be eff-ed and bothered in reading the book, I'd rather torture myself through ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY SIX minutes than read the book!" you may sulk. But I assure you the novel owns the movie 'FO SHO.

The movie cuts out a huge GUNK out of the novel. So much happens in the novel!! Though,I can understand why they must do so due to the associated limitations of being on screen. HOWEVER consequently, I felt that the characters DIED in personality. The potentials of seeing the characters grow and evolve is completly obliterated. The extra warm fuzzies/sentimental scenes are erased and IMPORTANT CHARACTERS WERE WIPED OFF COMPLETELY. By watching the movie, you miss out on Holly's large crazy family. I thought they had a HUGE influence on her character but no, the movie leaves them out. The movie depicts Holly as plain, boring and typical.

As you probably could have guessed, I was so disappointed in the movie. Holly played by Hilary Swank was even more so shameful. Sure she is pretty but she is NOT how Holly was suppose to be. I mean, Holly was meant to sing badly. And I mean REEEEALLY badly!! In the movie though, she sung pretty good! She sings better than me anyways and that's not how it is suppose to be. That's ANOTHER black mark on you P.S, I Love You the MOVIE! Though it isn't just Hilary that was a disgrace. Pretty much every other character is. The sister was not crazy enough, the friends were not pushy and witty enough and the mother was not wise nor motherly enough. Perhaps a character that stayed true to the novel was possibly Gerry. Their lack of building their chacracters made the entire movie and its charm suffer.

What I also disliked about the movie was their so-called "creative added scenes". Were they trying to make up for cutting out SO MUCH from the book? An added character played by that SUPERNATURAL daddy, Jeffrey Dean Morgan, How Holly and Gerry met...and what the heck? A funeral in a pub! Was it suppose to be funny? I'm not even smiling. Added oomphs in its sentiments? More like extra CRAP... in the face!

All in all, if you want a heartfelt story, a story you could laugh, cry, and sigh...please PLEASE save yourself 126 minutes and just read the novel. I did cry reading it (but I do cry easily..). I assure you will FEEL MORE EMOTION than watching the movie. Read the book! It isn't even chunky!

The Chicken rates P.S, I Love You the novel:


The Chicken rates P.S, I Love You the movie:


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He's just not that into you REVIEW

I present you, He's just not that into you a.k.a Er steht einfach nicht auf Dich! in Germany.

Ahh, a good ol' chick flick. The typical ROMANCE and LOVE and LUST and even SEX (Which makes me wonder why is it labeled a CHICK flick? Do these categories only attract the chicks? I'm sure roosters out there would love a bit of romance etc too? who labelled it a chick flick anyways? aaanyways OFF TOPIC).

It was out on our screens on the 12 Feb is AussieTraLia. Before watching the movie I had NO CLUE of the casts (Nor am I familiar with much actors anyways...) so throughout the movie I was surprised to see familiar faces but couldn't put their name to them. I did recognise DREW BARRYMORE and that FRIENDS chick JENNIFER ANISTON (...and that was it. haha). The rest, well you could see it on the poster. The story of the movie, and its many characters of whom I got confused with until the middle of the movie is conjured by the concept of MEN'S BEHAVIOUR in rejecting "us poor girls". It cleverly and humourously depicts this concept in not just a one-sort-of-girl but of different cultures (just a hint) and girls in different relationships. It was also all too conveniently but cleverly (I have already used that word but pfft.) had linked all the seemingly unrelated characters together.
As you would expect from a chick's flick there would be romance and light humour. It did have all that but nothing more.

I admit, there was this ONE TIME, ONE SCENE where I really did LOL (like, LAUGHED OUT LOUD) but that was it. It isn't a movie that YOU MUST WATCH, but something to pass the time. But by passing the time, it may involve dissecting all the references and the reactions of "OH MY GAWD THAT HAS HAPPENED TO ME or THAT IS SOOO TRUE" to the scenes. Then afterwards, you might become more aware of your own actions, or reflect on your own relationships with the other sex or ponder the very fact that... HE'S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU!! Yes you.

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